When the boys were at Simon’s house on X-factor,Louis and Niall threw a slice of pizza into the pool and Liam told them off.
Liam: Buzz has wings.
Andy: Yeah, but look how flexible Woody is.
Liam: Buzz Lightyear can do the robot, but better.
Andy: Woody can kick himself in the eye.
Prince William’s middle name is Louis, Louis’ middle name is William, William’s brother is Prince Harry, Louis’ best friend is Harry…
Reactions to Eleanor Calder
Larry Stylinson Shippers (Example 1): lol you are all so stupid, eleanor is just a beard for god sake.
Larry Stylinson Shippers (Example 2): omg poor Harry, I bet he's crying his heart out.
Zouis Shippers: It's about the time you said you like Zayn and he left you for rebbecca,isn't it?
Louhannah shippers: Eleanor will never be as good as Hannah. omg im going to cry.
Fans who are indeNIALL: Just because Louis has been pictured with a really hot girl does not mean he's dating her. I don't care if I see pictures of them kissing, they aren't dating. OKAY?
Confused fans: Is Louis dating Eleanor? SOMEONE TELL ME NOW.
Fans who haven't heard about Eleanor: I want to go to nandos.
Fans who don't care: oh my god can you all shut up, I do not give a fuck about Eleanor.
Defensive fans: LEAVE Eleanor alone. Hating on her is sad and you should be ashamed because I bet she's a really lovely girl!
Jealous fans: NO. LOUIS WAS SUPPOSED TO MARRY ME.
Fans who ship them both: OH MY GOD I LOVE HER. NEVER BREAK UP. SHE'S SO PRETTY. I WANT HER LEGS AND HAIR AND GIVE ME HER BODY.
Dramatic fans: Eleanor is only dating him for fame. She wouldn't be dating him if he weren't famous, she'll break his heart, I know it.
Fans who hate her: I WILL KILL YOU.
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