When the boys were at Simon’s house on X-factor,Louis and Niall threw a slice of pizza into the pool and Liam told them off.
Liam: Buzz has wings.
Andy: Yeah, but look how flexible Woody is.
Liam: Buzz Lightyear can do the robot, but better.
Andy: Woody can kick himself in the eye.
Reactions to Eleanor Calder
Larry Stylinson Shippers (Example 1): lol you are all so stupid, eleanor is just a beard for god sake.
Larry Stylinson Shippers (Example 2): omg poor Harry, I bet he's crying his heart out.
Zouis Shippers: It's about the time you said you like Zayn and he left you for rebbecca,isn't it?
Louhannah shippers: Eleanor will never be as good as Hannah. omg im going to cry.
Fans who are indeNIALL: Just because Louis has been pictured with a really hot girl does not mean he's dating her. I don't care if I see pictures of them kissing, they aren't dating. OKAY?
Confused fans: Is Louis dating Eleanor? SOMEONE TELL ME NOW.
Fans who haven't heard about Eleanor: I want to go to nandos.
Fans who don't care: oh my god can you all shut up, I do not give a fuck about Eleanor.
Defensive fans: LEAVE Eleanor alone. Hating on her is sad and you should be ashamed because I bet she's a really lovely girl!
Jealous fans: NO. LOUIS WAS SUPPOSED TO MARRY ME.
Fans who ship them both: OH MY GOD I LOVE HER. NEVER BREAK UP. SHE'S SO PRETTY. I WANT HER LEGS AND HAIR AND GIVE ME HER BODY.
Dramatic fans: Eleanor is only dating him for fame. She wouldn't be dating him if he weren't famous, she'll break his heart, I know it.
Fans who hate her: I WILL KILL YOU.
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